Ok here is an observation! I reckon if you live in a particular environment for long enough, you can become influenced and then actually start to participate in that environment!
What I am trying to explain is that Ness & I are relatively new to caravanning, sure we did a big trip a few years ago and we are on the road for 5 months this year…. But some people have been doing it for years…. And they become very comfortable with the environment they are in.
So comfortable in fact that they forget that there are other people in the same environment!
Try to think of it like this, you live in your house with your partner, and once you stop having to impress him or her you are quite comfortable ducking to the loo in the middle of the night with no clothes on, or dropping the occasional fluff (Except for my wife & Lorraine G who seem to have lost control of their fart valves!)
Some of the people we have seen on this trip just don’t care what they do or look like in front of us! Today was a perfect example, we saw a lady with a sky blue dressing gown with the belt half undone the dressing gown had these white fluffy clouds on it and she had a pair of brown ugg boots on. But each time she took a step the gown flew open and you could see her bits! It was not pretty!!! And then we had the guy that had to do some washing, he went into the laundry with his bag of dirty clothes, but then when he saw the cost of the machines he must have decided to make the most of it and stripped down to his undies and threw the clothes he was wearing in too! I’m not kidding, Ness nearly choked on her dinner when she saw this bloke walk across the park in a pair of Y fronts and thongs! You forgot about the bloke tonight who was getting around in a full woollen PONCHO and Uggies….I thought there was a Mexican in town,
But you know the worst bit! I’m becoming one of “Them” the other morning I got up early to go to work, I had to go to the shower which is only 20 meters from our van…. So I went across with a towel across my lap and my blue flannelette Jammie top on! I can’t believe I did it, luckily it was 4am and no one saw me!
How many of you take directions from your partner? Today we decided to go for a drive, I have this book that is called “20 Great 4WD trips in WA” and a few of them are up this way. So we picked one today that was only 120km and would take us a few hours. Now Pete & Egg you will relate to this. I gave the book to Ness and said “You are the navigator” the book has trip notes. And directions…. Ie.TL means turn left, TR means turn right…. Simple huh?
We head out of town and Ness tells me to reset the trip meter according to the trip notes, but we then get to a distance where we are supposed to TL (Turn left) and there is no road!
I asked Ness to check the notes again and she said to me “What does KSO mean?”
Now I have to stick up for my wife here as I have been using trip notes for years and know that KSO means “Keep Straight On”….. So we had turned when we were meant to KSO and were totally in the wrong place! So a bit of backtracking and we ended up where we were meant to be going!
It was a great drive too, man I love Australia…. Lets not Stuff it up!!!
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Had a great email from our neighbour Sue F, some of you will remember that Sue was commenting regularly in the early part of our trip. But she has been busy lately with some causes that are very dear to her. Sue rescues Airedale Terriers from all over the world, and she has had a few sticky (&costly) rescues lately…. If any of you are interesting in supporting Sue please get in touch, the biggest problem is cost…. Everyone wants to help but when it comes to finding the money to help these animals not many people do…. Send me an email and we will put you in touch with Sue.
Tereasa asked if we need anything done before we get home…Actually T My old Holden needs a new motor, and the master cylinder is leaking…Can you look into it for me and have it done by September? And we will be home on the 31st of August around 4PM can you make sure the fire is on and my hot water bottle is in my bed! Thanks T
Heard from my Mum the other day….She is back in Myrtleford after visiting my sister, but her gas heater broke down! Myrtleford in winter with no heater is not a nice place to be…. Lucky you are Scottish mum!
Michael G understood what I was saying about the bike riders…. Oh and also about farting wives! Enough about this…is there no sanctity between husband & wife. Michael I reckon there are more of us but we are the only ones brave enough to speak about it!
And my sister took a visiting Japanese student to the Gold Coast today to show her some Australian culture! Ha…. She would have been more at home than if she was back in Japan!
Jackie from Singapore said hello….Hello Jackie. Hi Jaxs…hope you enjoyed your bike ride today and your toosh is not too sore.
Annie’s Blog
Got another Toof, Got another Toof, hey hi a diddly oh I Got another Toof! I’m up to 7 now, and Dad said tonight that I have another one coming through. This growing up stuff is a piece of cake. I’ll be one soon and that will be so grown up. I was trying to push things even faster tonight because when Dad tried to feed me I wouldn’t eat it…. I wanted to put the food stuff in my own mouth with my own hands. And then I decided that I didn’t want my food in a little plastic bowl with a little plastic spoon, I mean Mum & Dad were eating this fancy food on big plates with these silver things called forks and nives! (That word doesn’t look right, maybe I spelled it wrong) so I cracked it and decided I wanted to eat the same food that they had with my fingers. And guess what? It worked….. I’m so clever!
Jack sent me a picture of his pig today….. I think it is beautiful, it has a very cute face….But my Dad said something that I didn’t quite understand? He said “That pig is uglier than a hatful of @#$&holes” censorship police stepped in here and he kept saying to mum “Mmmmm Bacon!” “Mmmmm Roast Pork” Jack what does he mean???
We went on this Boosh Bash today, now I’m a big girl in a big car seat, but oh boy did I get shaken up, the car went up and it went down, it went one way then another…. It was fun for a while, but then it got boring. Mum said I had better get used to it as Dad & my brother Dan love Boosh Bashing. Maybe if they let me drive?????
Big Pilbara Kisses to you all XXX
AnnieInAVan…..XXX