Day 67 Purth Mate!
Thursday, April 15, 2010 at 07:55AM I love my blog, not only do I get to share my life and Ness’s life with our family & friends, but it allows you guys to share your lives with us!
Take my sister and brother in law for example, they use my blog to solve their personal issues, Brad thinks Heather farts too much, Heather thinks Brad is too hairy!!!! Glad I can help you guys to solve your issues!!!
Angie, I can remember when I first met Vanessa & she told me the story of you leaving Adrian & Elissa in the car and it rolling down the driveway, I had only met you once before this time, I had also met the kids too...... and thought to myself that if I had 4 kids under 7 I would have made sure that all 4 of them were in the car!!!!! (Just kidding.....)
Hey Meredith, if you are in a car and there is a seatbelt..... you better bloody well wear it! It does not matter whether you are in the front, back or anywhere! And as for your Mango obsession, all I can say is if it is worth it then pay for it!.... I once paid $4.30 for an avocado!
To Brad my son..... mate can you PLEASE use a spell check before sending messages, I paid a fortune for your education & surely they taught you to use a spell check (not worried that you can’t spell..... just want people to think that you can!!!)...... PS have a look at the sticker on the back of your bike..... it says USE PREMIUM UNLEADED ONLY!..... Dufus! Hope you did not have to push it too far.
My brother in law Brad has just spent a heap of time and money renovating his office. I thought he was a perfectionist as most things he does he spends a lot of time and effort to make sure they are done right!..... That was until he sent me photos through of his new office!!!!
I was impressed with the painting, the floors, the desks & the roof, I zoomed in on his computers (4 screens..... impressive mate) and saw that most of the wiring was neat and tidy, I looked at his pictures on the wall & his signed St George Guernsey, and the pictures that his daughter painted that were hanging on the wall......... So far very impressed!!! But...
Then I noticed his office chair!!!..... the cheapest and nastiest plain boring office chair that looks like it was bought from the $2 shop!.... C’mon mate, if you want to make an impression get yourself a decent chair!.... my sister is right you are such a tight arse!
Vanessa M.... Happy Birthday, I hear you are in K.L. this week.... behave yourself girl!!!
Rob P.... How did you cope at work today? Hope your night was good & you behaved? Did you see Tim Cahill’s 2 goals?..... I’m guessing you did!
Can I also clarify that when I asked you all if your partner farted I was not alluding to Vanessa’s aunt!..... You work it out!!!! No comment!!
Oh and to my son Brad again.... I know you are catching up on blogs tonight. Here is a request..... Save your resume’ to USB and don’t lose it.... and get 4 spare keys cut for your motorbike...... Or I’ll tell your granny what you have been up to!!!! (love from Dad) Lucky I save everything Brad...will always have a copy on my laptop! Vx
Speak to you all tomorrow...... love from us... XXX
P.S. Karen.... sorry for my text messages yesterday, I was just letting you know what Ness was eating, didn’t realise it was late at night your time!
P.P.S. Brad A.... not sorry for ringing you so late..... makes up for those 1am phone calls when you called me looking for Heather!! (I was in Melbourne.... you were in Brisbane..... how the hell would I know where she was!!!)
Reader Comments (6)
Hey DR Phil
I didn't say he was too hairy - I said he started to sprout hair when we got married, rest assured, it has been taken care of!
If you know whats good for you you better tell me what Bradley has been up to asap
Just wondering what we're all going to do when your back at Saltbush without your blog updates. Hope you expect lots of phone calls asking "What are you doing?!?!?"
Also, if you're planning on doing this television adventure wouldn't that contradict your safety message? I'm sure Stuntman Dan would have a few ideas for you. None of them safe though.
Video ideas from the Shephards:
Lots of races, eg race the able-bodied person getting dressed, getting into the car, getting on a plane, round the cycling track. Maybe a bit like they have their races on Top Gear.
Falling over test - see how many people come to your aid vs how many people come to the able-bodied person's aid when you act intoxicated and fall over in a public place.
Competitions: remember how easy you could attract a gril's attention? I still remember the time when you were highly attractive to the girls in the Chemist and Newsagents at Kurri. Remember we used to rip you off about it? We told you that you are not attractive - that it was the novelty of being 'different' that attracted them.
But then.......I went for a drive with you to Singleton and the chair was in the back of the car. We went to McDonalds drive-thru and the femal cashier nearly fell out the window, gushing and gooing all over you. For all she knew I could've been your partner. This made me giggle, but then I was in hysterics when we got to the serving window and the girl there began gushing and gooing all over you!!! In all my years of going places with Russell, this NEVER happened! so it blew the 'novelty' theory out the window.
Mate
The chair is coming, one bloody thing at a time !!